Taken by Surprise by a Donkey’s Erection
The first time i saw a donkey with an erection was in Tsabong, Kgalagadi District, Botswana . We were
driving on the main highway when i saw this donkey in the middle of the road with a huge penis. I wasnt
sure what it was at that time. And when we got closer, i shrieked out. My colleague stopped the car
abruptly and we almost skidded down the road. He asked me what was wrong. I said, did u see that?
Is it what i think it was? (enphasizing the size of a penis using both hands) And he said, “You almost
got us killed because of that?” I replied, “but that was huge man…first time to see a donkey’s penis!”
It was a big surprise to me. He drove past it and i completely forgot to take a photo because of shock.
That afternoon, we were almost near the village when he again stopped abruptly the car. He manoeuvred
it back to the road and pointed outside. He told me, “Quick, get your camera!” I saw another male donkey
with erected penis about to mount the female donkey. I hurriedly got my camera. But it was too late.
By the time i managed to adjust the setting, the female donkey had moved away.
We waited like idiots sitting inside the car waiting for the male donkey to have another erection and to
mount the female. I guess the couple knew that they don’t have privacy anymore so they parted ways.
On our way back home, we saw again another male donkey (again with that huge penis pointed straight
to the ground). I again missed to photograph it. I told my colleague that i must have a photo of a donkey
with its huge penis to show to my family and friends back home. (Donkeys are very rare in my country)
He said, “Dont worry we will find another one. Prepare yourself for a photoshoot journey in search of a
Hence, we made it a mission to look out for donkeys with erected penis lol. As we drove from one
village to another, we finally saw these two donkeys. I got a few nice shots of the male donkey with
erected huge penis following a female donkey. He was about to mount the female when a car passed by
disturbing the animals. Grrrrr!
I am always gobsmacked everytime i see a horney donkey having an erection. Ive never expected it to be
that huge….and….well…um….LONG!!! It caught me completely by surprise!